This is how the papers should read "Extra Extra" read all about it:

  To all of Klal Yisrael

Have an easy fast.

Please, Please Hashem turn this

Tisha B'av

into a Yom Tov for us. 

Shabbos Kodesh is coming!

Have an easy fast.

Please Hashem let this Tisha B'av

be our last sad one.